Description

An apple is a big altough small thing; like a baby pig’s heart that fits in your hand. They come in red blood color (green and yellow too; those don’t matter), but not red and sexy enough for vampires. However, it’s not red on the inside but a sort of dirty white. It comes from a tree’s branch (tree: thing that comes from the earth and gives shadow). It’s eatable, tastes sweet and it feels funny in your mouth, kinda lumpy. Paradise’s forbidden fruit; reason for which Adam and Eve ate it because, well, people do things they’re not supposed to. With this thing you can do a lot more things like: pie, sauce and computers. And when you get diarrhea, doctors usually recommend this fruit to stop the pooping. To conclude, it’s a very pretty fruit, but still, pineapples rule!